Film Quotes by Will Ferrell

Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life

— Will Ferrell

On the set of an independent film you can tell that nobody is doing it for the money. Everyone is there because they love…

— Will Ferrell

I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.

— Will Ferrell

There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.

— Will Ferrell

Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old…

— Will Ferrell

I just Fell Down the Stairs Holding a Guitar and Accidentally Wrote a One Direction Song

— Will Ferrell

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

— Will Ferrell

I've always wanted to sail around the world in a handmade boat, and I built a boat.

— Will Ferrell

I left 'Saturday Night Live' without a film to go to, and I'd filmed 'Old School' while I was in my last season of…

— Will Ferrell

You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.

— Will Ferrell

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really

— Will Ferrell

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

— Will Ferrell

Once a person has a child, the first question everyone asks is: "Are you going to have more children?" But it basically means: "Are…

— Will Ferrell

I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot.

— Will Ferrell

Niggas every where

— Will Ferrell