“I'd woken up this morning and nearly crapped my pants with fear. Whoever invented Internet dating deserved to be strung up: it was a terrible idea.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
I want you to be with someone who really, really loves you. A wild love! A crazy love! I want yours to be the… — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“It was the sexual chemistry I wanted more of. It was electric. I'd forgotten what it was like to be with someone who excited… — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“He walked towards me. My heart was pounding like a nineties warehouse rave.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“I wondered if perhaps I'd gone mad. I had known this man less than twenty-four hours and already I wanted to raise his children.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
After all, I wasn't a bad person. I was just doing my best in what had turned out to be a fairly imperfect life. — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“You are the most ludicrous excuse for a man I've ever known - but there isn't a centimetre of you that I don't think… — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“Anger had arrived and it was riding a big furious don't-fuck-with-me horse.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“I was at Gatwick and I was a mess: breathlessly excited, horribly nervous and hoping, praying, that this might be it. That the man… — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“Dear Fran I'm watching you sleep. You are sucking your thumb. (We're going to need to talk about this.) I can't pretend you look… — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“He was nice. And he was hot. And he didn't seem to mind that I was borderline mental.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
“Do you have any idea how attractive you are? Well, I'm better than roseanne Barr, I suppose.” — Lucy Robinson Copy Share Image
