Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Exchange Between Lady Astor And Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“to call a man without the Holy Spirit "upright and God-fearing" is the same as calling Belial "Christ".” — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“You see this?’ she wanted to say to him; ‘this tasteless glob of half-masticated rubbery gunk? Well this is the same level… — Jamie Holoran Copy Share Image
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." (on Ernest Hemingway” — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
You know you've been put down alot when you handle insults better than you do compliments. — Daviddave Copy Share Image
YouTube is full of pieces of trash. If you want to look on YouTube and find something that insults you, you can… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I want league records. I want rivalries. I want the insults when I walk onto the pitch in a derby. — Wendie Renard Copy Share Image
“We don't have to put up with your snidey remarks, your total slobbiness, your socks that set off the sprinkler system.” — Chris Barrie as Arnold Rimmer on Red Dwarf Copy Share Image
There's no need to say something insulting to someone just to be above them. We're all equal and the sooner we could… — Luke Garner Copy Share Image
I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Religion and atheism will both survive it [the musical Jesus Christ Superstar by Time Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber]. — Stanley Kauffmann Copy Share Image
The same goes for envy, anger and insults - said the master. - When they are not accepted, they continue to belong… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“You can never be annoyed by anyone when you are just alone, insults comes from being too familiar even with the most… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Fans seemingly project their frustration and anger on the players and coaches. This results in insults and even in people spitting at… — Mats Hummels Copy Share Image
Youre the reason I've made it this far, if it weren't for your insults & efforts to cut me down I might… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It makes no difference what you wear, really. I'll put you in a dark grey. I believe I have some left over… — Maryrose Wood Copy Share Image
I would love to insult your intelligence, but the problem is you do not have any to begin with!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GROUP:INSULTS TEXT: It's funny when the dumbest, most selfish, childish person you know, tells people to Grow up they must know that's… — Varsha Sharma Copy Share Image
“The Lethean Library, for all its incalculable volumes, is, I know, sadly incomplete without Mr. Goodman's effort.” — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
I hate to see a guy who insults a girl or is bad with her. Immediately I think she would be better… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
The only gracious way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, top it. If you cant… — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
“Keep flapping your lips and you'll spend the rest of your afterlife haunting hipsters at Starbucks.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brush off the insults. Love those who love you and leave those who curse you. When you get to where you're going… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Alright..dont be too excited if I gave you a second look. Thats just to wonder why on earth did I even look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
if you go through life looking for insults, you may be comfortably assured of finding them. — Ngaio Marsh Copy Share Image
“Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak.' -Thaddeus” — Paul Collins Copy Share Image
“Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
The only way to accept an insult is to ignore it. If you cant ignore it, than top it. If you cant… — Aaron Chan Copy Share Image
If I say 'jump,' then you say 'how high.' If I say 'you suck,' then you say 'you swallow.' Don't ignore insults… — Alec Straub Copy Share Image
“Tell me, priest,' I ordered, 'or I'll cut you open right here, and your followers can try to pray you back together.” — Leigh Bardugo Copy Share Image
Be careful of the words you use to insult others because most of them might be a clear reflection of your personality. — Tshepo Koos Maluleke Copy Share Image
“Insults are only really effective," she said, "when the person insulted cares for the good opinion of the insulter” — Mary Balogh Copy Share Image
Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums. — Dilys Laing Copy Share Image
It takes a million compliments to build you up, but one insult to send it all crashing down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is not he who reviles or strikes you who insults you, but your opinion that these things are insulting. — Epictetus Copy Share Image
If someone insults you be in deep silence that one day they'll be tired of doing ill things and take time to… — Bhar Copy Share Image
“a quite novel kind of grammar and logic, according to which what is something is nothing” — Martin Luther Copy Share Image