Inspirational Quotes by Bob Thaves

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

— Bob Thaves

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

— Bob Thaves

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.

— Bob Thaves

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

— Bob Thaves

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

— Bob Thaves

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

— Bob Thaves

“Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels." From: Frank and…

— Bob Thaves

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.

— Bob Thaves

Inside me theres a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes

— Bob Thaves

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

— Bob Thaves

Money talks — but credit has an echo.

— Bob Thaves

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

— Bob Thaves