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Oh, I know: If you're fat, let's not blame you, let's sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin' out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it's the tobacco company's fault! Hey, if you shoot somebody, not your fault, let's blame…

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When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks?…

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Because when the Creator of matter, tell you you matter, then you have a purpose and then you have self-esteem.

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If the truth conflicts with my beliefs, I change my beliefs.

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They got special terms that they use when they're pregnant. They don't even say pregnant, got special words they use - I'm expecting. Expecting…

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Get out of our schools God, get out of our textbooks God, get out of our government God, go away God, go away God,…

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You want to reclaim your country? You got to go back to the first men who started this country, the founding fathers and this…

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I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.

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We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth.…

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Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can't see, or a guy who's offended by a God he doesn't…

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