Incompetent Quotes · Page 2

“I think the government is incompetent, not evil.”

— Adam Carolla

God is either cruel or incompetent.

— Woody Allen

I have no athletic skills whatsoever. I'm just literally incompetent.

— James Gray

If I am incompetent, I am useless, the people of India will see that.

— Rahul Gandhi

“it’s a law of the universe that 87 percent of all people in all professions are incompetent.”

— John Gardner

Men are competent in groups that mimic the playground, incompetent in groups that mimic the family

— Jane Smiley

Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.

— John Maynard Keynes

“...let the gods distinguish between the wiched and the merely incompetent.”

— Glen Cook

I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.

— Anonymous

“Those who are weakest often tend to blame others for their own incompetence.”

— Gabriella Geach

“there would always be incompetent assholes in the world ... and many of them would be in places of power.”

— Christopher Nuttall

No parents will in that future time have the right to burden society with a malformed or mentally incompetent child.

— H. Bentley Glass

Barack Obama is incompetent. All he wants to do is campaign, and the last thing he wants to happen is to have…

— Donald Trump

An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.

— Evelle J. Younger

Failure to grasp centrifugal meaning is incomplete reading; failure to grasp centripetal meaning is incompetent reading.

— Northrop Frye

Government is inherently incompetent, and no matter what task it is assigned, it will do it in the most expensive and inefficient…

— Charley Reese

The incompetent quickly throws himself into another impressive enterprise in order to escape his responsibility from previous disaster.

— George Chapman

I'd got over playing a character. People accepted who I was, and if I was incompetent and useless, they felt quite endeared…

— Michael Palin

“He [Lucius Papirius Cursor] then gave the order to advance the standards and led out his troops, expostulating on the folly of…

— Livy

Some drawings are better than others... Some are utterly spoiled... I keep them all. I find a use sometimes even for the…

— Walter J. Phillips

Government employees move up the ladder through educational credentials rather than merit. People are given jobs and promotions based on seniority, race…

— James Cook

The child welfare system - devised and run by liberal social workers, psychologists, and judges. . .Treats incompetent or abusive parents as…

— Mona Charen

If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people into office who screw everything up, you are responsible for what they have…

— George Carlin

It is hereby earnestly proposed that the USA would be much better off if that big, sprawling, incoherent, shapeless, slobbering civic idiot…

— Westbrook Pegler

God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, the helpless, and the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in his arms, but…

— H. L. Mencken

In France, it's just.., if you're the son of someone, you can be sure that you will have a good life. Because…

— Gaspar Noe

What children don't understand, and can't understand until they grow up some, is how much the whole fabric and process of human…

— Ursula K. Le Guin

When I contemplate the accumulation of guilt and remorse which, like a garbage-can, I carry through life, and which is fed not…

— Cyril Connolly

“So you're going to die an incompetent hero?' 'I'm going to die trying.”

— Nicola Yoon

Plague might be a social incompetent, but he was unquestionably a genius.

— Anonymous

Obviously somebody had been appallingly incompetent and he hoped to God it wasn't him.

— Douglas Adams

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

— Edith Sitwell

Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

— Stephen Hawking

“Most managers are incompetent and maintain their jobs via inertia and politics.”

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

I'm an incompetent consumer. I have two settings: Buy and Don't Buy.

— Timothy Noah

I was already, I think, at the age of 18, showing signs of being incompetent in the lab.

— Peter Higgs

[Barack] Obama is in incompetent, as a president, he's about as bad as it gets.

— Donald Trump

“Objected to as incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial,”

— Erle Stanley Gardner

Fun is going to enhance interest, because people don't feel incompetent when they're having fun.

— Matthew Richter

“Problems often become worse if incompetent people try to solve them.”

— Eraldo Banovac