Ifs Quotes by Steve Goodman

The Mandolin is the bottom four strings of the guitar, backwards...so a person with dyslexia has no problem learning to play the Mandolin.

— Steve Goodman

If the Cubs were to win (The World Series) it would be a coronary event for me.

— Steve Goodman

You better get it while you can

— Steve Goodman

Bought the Vegematic and Pocket Fisherman, too, illuminated illustrated history of Life, and Boxcar Willie.

— Steve Goodman

You know the law of averages says: Anything will happen that can

— Steve Goodman

People don't understand the virtue of time, until their clock stops ticking.

— Steve Goodman

But the last time the Cubs won a National League pennant Was the year we dropped the bomb on Japan

— Steve Goodman

There they were sitting at the bar, these two Luscious babes, and they were Siamese twins.

— Steve Goodman