New Zealanders are so chill. I know they say Australians are chill, and I feel like Australians are chill, but I keep thinking, "If they get drunk, they would commit a hate crime." Now that is an extreme position to… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
If I was just allowed to talk and handle the whole thing by myself without the audience interrupting with laughter, the show would be much more interesting. Think about all the time we waste by waiting for them to finish… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Seattle is a place I've lived only a couple of years, but I feel like I've been adopted by this city. It's like a… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
The words we use have weight. Whether it's in a conversation with a friend or something said publicly on stage or broadcast. And as… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I've been approached after shows from people who said, 'I don't agree with anything you said, but I laughed the whole way through.' That's… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
Both my parents are immigrants. I've seen different struggles they've had. There's a reason you don't see me using accents. I don't do impressions… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I would love the opportunity to create my own program. I feel like a TV show with a format of monologue with lots of… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I'm not a politician, I'm not an ideologue, I'm not an organizer anymore. I'm a human being sharing ideas, and those ideas have to… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
