Ifs Quotes by Curly Howard

A simple job for simple people.

— Curly Howard

I tried to think but nothing happened!

— Curly Howard

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

— Curly Howard

I'm a victim of coicumstances!

— Curly Howard

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache.

— Curly Howard

I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed mustache.

— Curly Howard

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

— Curly Howard

Don't you dare hit me in the head... you know I'm not normal.

— Curly Howard

Well being as there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon.

— Curly Howard

I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

— Curly Howard

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

— Curly Howard

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

— Curly Howard