Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it would be great. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
When I first graduated college, I told my parents I'd try to pursue comedy for the first year or two, and if it didn't work out, I'd put my nose to the grindstone and try to find a job somehow.… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I love video games. When I was growing up, video games were very important to me. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I really like the stuff that Showtime puts out. I think that 'Homeland' is phenomenal. I think 'Dexter' is amazing. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
When I got a tiny bit of success, I was petrified that I was going to lose it. I still feel it. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I was a page at Letterman, and I freelanced for any place that would let me write any word. I… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I love the idea of doing totally different types of guys for different projects. I love that I get to do this. It's so… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
If you really want to be successful in the business, you have to make that your priority, above family and everything else. It takes… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
The perfect thing for me is to be on something I love, where I'm doing it and have enough money not to be poor,… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
I never went to acting school, so improv was my training. Just being quick on your feet helps in everyday life. — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
Eight hours of sleep would be amazing. That would be the best. If I could just figure out that part of my life, it… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
If I play a video game, I have to get through the whole thing. Like, when the new 'Resident Evil' comes out, I have… — Ben Schwartz Copy Share Image
