I think that the whole idea of ‘no regrets’ was always a silly idea to me, because of course I regret all… — Jesse Lacey Copy Share Image
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
If I could not be persuaded into doing what I thought wrong, I never will be tricked into it. — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
While the angels sing, I'd ask you to marry me, give you the sun for a diamond ring, if I could do… — R. Kelly Copy Share Image
I don't want to have kids for like 10 years. I still have a lot to do. I don't even know if… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
I would think I'd accomplished it all if I could get to play Quasimodo. — Elias Koteas Copy Share Image
I love cycling, but if I could find a way of building something above the streets for cyclists, that would be amazing.… — Michelle Dockery Copy Share Image
I grew up with siblings, so if I could just snap my fingers and have four [children], I would have four — Kim Kardashian Copy Share Image
I thought if I could understand why apes get mean and horrible and aggressive when they grow up, maybe I could understand… — Sue Savage-Rumbaugh Copy Share Image
Growing up, I would watch a movie on video and would go to the back of the VHS and locate the address… — Garrett Hedlund Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if I could bear to go on an aeroplane again. It's not my concern for the welfare of the… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
If I could sell 500 million records every time, it would be great. But I've also had the luxury experience of having… — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
For most people who write, writing is a compulsion. If I could be healed of it, I would, and I think a… — T. R. Pearson Copy Share Image
I like the fact that they still run substantive pieces. I'm not sure I like the pieces, but it's nice that they… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
In terms of theater, I would love to go back to do theater. If I could find something for me to do… — Dule Hill Copy Share Image
I asked the head musician if I could go onstage during the next break and he said sure. I got two laughs… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I've never made $20 million. I'm scared. I don't know if you gave me The Ring if I could carry it and… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
They could never beat me in Springfield. I loved that old ballpark. If I could have pitched there all my career, I'd… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
All my lies are only wishes / I know I would die if I could come back new. — Jeff Tweedy Copy Share Image
I don't know if I could [do a TV show]. I would if it had nothing to do with the comic. It… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
I thought it was quintessentially American - very hip, very late-'60s. I was absolutely stunned when a German production company asked me… — Joan Ganz Cooney Copy Share Image
If I could be reincarnated as a fashion accessory, it would be a shopping bag. — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
If I could climax as many times as a Derek Dingle routine I would be a happy man! — Dai Vernon Copy Share Image
If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it'd be… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image