Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff!… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
It was the kind of crying that comes from the pit of the stomach and brings a headache with it. The kind… — Robin Jones Gunn Copy Share Image
To live simply to die is by no means amusing, but to live with the knowledge that you will die before your… — Anton Chekhov Copy Share Image
“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Chaos comes before all principles of order & entropy, it's neither a god nor a maggot, its idiotic desires encompass & define… — Hakim Bey Copy Share Image
A perfect man would never act from a sense of duty; he’d always want the right thing more than the wrong one.… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
Why mundanes always insist on taking responsibility for things that aren't their fault is a mystery to me. You didn't force that… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I have little belief in human progress. The human race is incurably idiotic. It will never be happy. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Just slap anything on when you see a blank canvas staring you in the face like some imbecile. You don't know how… — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
The best part of being married is... you don't have to explain a lot of things. Those wordless moments when you both… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
It is paltry philosophy if in the old-fashioned way one lays down rules and principles in total disregard of moral values .… — Carl von Clausewitz Copy Share Image
It's a petty thing, but I wouldn't join the Scouts when I was a kid, 'cause you had to swear allegiance to… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
It's going to seem idiotic to say this, but I think that at a given moment we all need a place to… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not… — Joshua Jackson Copy Share Image
Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
It is manifestly idiotic to believe that Israel, with five million Jewish citizens and one million Arab citizens, will concede to the… — Uri Avnery Copy Share Image
Most societies wipe themselves out and it's interesting to read about the last days of past civilizations. You'll note that the last… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I have long since given up dealing with people who hold idiotic opinions as if they had arrived at them through thinking… — Erik Naggum Copy Share Image
Ralston didn't care. He turned on his brother as the surgeon knelt next to him and inspected the wound. "She could have… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
I don't think I was ever particularly mean. I can certainly think of some idiotic exchanges I've had. I was accused of… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
I have been accused of being a ‘black magician.’ No more foolish statement was ever made about me. I despise the thing… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
Yesterday the Soros -funded far left group Media Matters made a big issue of Pat Robertson's idiotic statement that the US should… — Charles Foster Johnson Copy Share Image
For me, nothing brings out my 'born yesterday' idiotic qualities quite like having my photograph taken. — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
