I realized that I'm such an idiot to falling in love with someone. — Mark Elman Langaman Copy Share Image
“The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.” — William Saroyan Copy Share Image
Did you hear what this idiot just said!? He said it's not about the W...It's everything about the W with me! — Bernard Hopkins Copy Share Image
“But you're right-you are an idiot if you thought I ever stopped loving you . . . Mr. Wolfe” — Emily Snow Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when an ordinary person tries hard to seem cleverer than what he is & he ends up looking like… — James De Estefano Copy Share Image
People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world. — Chris O'Dowd Copy Share Image
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
There's certain people in wrestling I do not like. Punk is one. Cesaro is another one, the big Swiss idiot in WWE. — Eddie Kingston Copy Share Image
“I'm not such an idiot that I don't realize that if a man calls me a nigger it's his fault the first… — Nella Larsen Copy Share Image
The Weaver is a really godlike power. It's not even a blind idiot god, a sort of Lovecraft thing, it's just a… — China Mieville Copy Share Image
“I saw how much he needed you and wanted you. He was just an idiot about communicating the extent of it. I… — Darinne Paciotti Copy Share Image
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability… — John Updike Copy Share Image
Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me that Glenn Beck can be on the cover of 'Time,' and there can be a whole article about… — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
“Before, when I was ordered to consider him intelligent, I kept on trying to and I considered myself stupid for not seeing… — Leo Tolstoy Joel Carmichael translator Copy Share Image
It is incredible that only idiots are absolutely sure of salvation. It is incredible that the more brain you have the less… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Yet, for I know thou art religious And hast a thing within thee called conscience, With twenty popish tricks and ceremonies Which… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Recent school shootings have lured ill-informed Americans into a war on our Second Amendment guarantees, led by the nation's tyrants and their… — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
I don't get the jitters and I don't get nervous, because I build that comfort on set for myself. Sometimes if I'm… — Logan Lerman Copy Share Image
I didn't understand key signatures or anything, you know. I'd say silly things at the top of a trumpet part like, 'Note,… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
Getting a life’ is something only a complete idiot could believe. Like you can just drive to a store and get a… — John Green Copy Share Image
I really hate being sick. It seems inevitable that at one point, one of these predicted epidemics is going to be real.… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
