I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Did you know I have always suspected that men were idiots," Daphne ground out, "but I was never positive until today. — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“You just called me an idiot and told me you need me in the same breath," I laughed. God, she was amazing.” — Genna Rulon Copy Share Image
When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
“Tommy, why did they put Maldon Surrey on the telegram?" "Because Maldon is in Surrey, idiot.” — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots. — George Eliot Copy Share Image
[On the racial backlash about Hunger Games casting]: "People should have ignored the five racist idiots. — Nina Jacobson Copy Share Image
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
There are a lot of idiots in this country, and they deserve representation as much as the next man. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
You’re an idiot, Maxon Schreave. Your parents have completely sabotaged you. You could have a thousand girls set before you, and it… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
Nobody can be happy. You could have moments of happiness, moments of joy. But life is very difficult. Unless you're a total… — Irvin Kershner Copy Share Image
A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don't bury our dead. When you think it's out of your… — Billy Wilder Copy Share Image
She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Greatest misconception about Wikipedia: We aren’t democratic. Our readers edit the entries, but we’re actually quite snobby. The core community appreciates when… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
The world, and therefore the workplace, is full of idiots. And the reality of life is that when you get rid of… — Larry Winget Copy Share Image
I showed my dad the first episode of 'Toast of London' the other night. He laughed a bit, but when it finished,… — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
It is hereby earnestly proposed that the USA would be much better off if that big, sprawling, incoherent, shapeless, slobbering civic idiot… — Westbrook Pegler Copy Share Image
No matter how strong our resolve, we eventually find ourselves enslaved by the compulsive preference for one particular woman. You’ve been caught,… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The Republicans didn't get rolled by anybody. Chuck Schumer didn't outsmart Mitch McConnell, and Nancy Pelosi sure as hell did not outsmart… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
“You, sir, are an idiot! Your father was an idiot! Your grandfather was an idiot! And while I’ve never met your great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was an adolescent, I was obsessed with having many commercial things, cars, clothes, stupid things. Now that I have all… — Till Lindemann Copy Share Image
You know what? I was wrong. You are an idiot. My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it.… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
I think he came to die with me," I say. I clamp my hand over my mouth to stifle a sob. If… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
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