The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
A great NOW will be a great WAS! A bad NOW will always be a bad WAS, and all you can hope for is… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.' — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
“What it boiled down to is the strength to be able to say, 'I don't want to think about it.' Thinking negatively is the… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
If you listen to a language for 15 minutes, you know the rhythm and song. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
Everybody wants to have a goal - I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that goal, I gotta get to that… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The things I see now on TV and in movies are so outlandish. Kids doing rude things with pies! And the language that they… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
