“I tried eHarmony, because I liked the white hair and glasses of that guy on the commercials, and his manner was gentle, but eHarmony told me that the system and it's twenty nine levels of compatibility couldn't find anyone for… — craig lancaster Copy Share Image
I think that people who stand up for what they believe in, no matter how unpopular, should be celebrated, not cast aside. — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“The complaint lies with me, not with you. I never could find a way to make you proud of me, and at some point, I think I stopped trying. When you were here, I blamed you for that. I think now, the failure is mine... It occurs to me that death is a funny thing - not funny in a… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share
“she’s aggressive and grabs my wiener, though, I may have to come up with another plan.” — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“There's a saying about ranch women. When they're 30, they look 50. When they're 80, they look 50.” — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
Serving the reader by working cooperatively with the writer? Sometimes throwing 'the rules' out the window? Clearing the decks of pet peeves, mythical prohibitions… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Dinner is leftover spaghetti, with meat sauce, warmed up in the microwave. I eat spaghetti nine times a week, every week, and it is… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“you have made the decision to let people into your life. Part of that involves being disappointed by them sometimes. Part of that involves… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“I hope you do exist. Even though hope is as intangible as belief, I am not hostile to it.” — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“allow yourself this moment of sadness to mourn the loss of a true original, but let yourself be happy from now on that we… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
“We never have that kind of fun now. Thinking of that made me sad. I hope we can have fun again sometime. I found… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
As I was saying, you have made the decision to let people into your life. Part of that involves being disappointed by them sometimes.… — Craig Lancaster Copy Share Image
