Sluts should be called, Humpty Dumpty. First they get humped, then they get dumped.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I mean, what is an un-birthday present?" A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course." Alice considered a little. "I… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Hickory dickory dock my daddy’s nuts from shell shock. Humpty dumpty thought he was wise till gas came along and burned out… — Dalton Trumbo Copy Share Image
“No where in 'humpty dumpty' did it say he was an egg. Maybe your inability to think outside of what others have… — Darnell Lamont Walker Copy Share Image
“Like Humpty Dumpty. At some point you have to pick up the pieces. Or walk away. Don't look back. Fuck the king's… — Lauren Beukes Copy Share Image
“To be sure I was!' Humpty Dumpty said gaily, as she turned it round for him. 'I thought it looked a little… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
They've a temper, some of them - particularly verbs, they're the proudest - adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs... — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
You know, the cure for all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent government. You get that alternative and you'll… — Lee Kuan Yew Copy Share Image
Politics right now is in a very dark place, and I think the only place for me is to do what I… — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
It's actually as simple as this. New authors, building their customer base, need physical bookshops. Physical bookshops are lovely tactile, friendly, expert,… — Tim Waterstone Copy Share Image
When I heard, Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, I thought, Did he fall or was he pushed? — P. D. James Copy Share Image
“When Grandma read me: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall . . . I never knew… — Lee Bennett Hopkins Copy Share Image
Humpty Dumpty f*cked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid… — SHEYA Copy Share Image
“All surgeons fear an operation can go too far, to a point where they become irretrievably lost in aatomical bits and pieces.… — Allan Hamilton Copy Share Image
“Like Humpty Dumpty, in the old nursery rhyme, putting the country back together again would not be easy. This feeling of separation… — George Levy Copy Share Image
'Who's been repeating all that hard stuff to you?' 'I read it in a book,' said Alice. 'But I had some poetry… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I can explain all the poems that were ever invented - and a good many that haven't been invented just yet. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
'I beg your pardon?' Alice said with a puzzled air. 'I'm not offended,' said Humpty Dumpty. — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Hearts are fragile. Why would you break them. I feel the story Humpty Dumpty wasn't at all about an egg but a… — Keith Penney Copy Share Image
Your heart may break but all you need is someone to pick up the pieces like humpty dumpty and put all the… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Humpty Dumpty f@ked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor, all the kings horses and all the kings men, laid… — Ronnie Copy Share Image
“In his little speech to Alice, Humpty Dumpty sketches the future of human hopes and gives the clue to our salvation: to… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image