“My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Eternity is a ham and two people” (also given as “Eternity is two people and a ham") is an old quip from… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Said Opie Read to E.P. Roe, "How do you like Gaboriau?" "I like him very much indeed!" Said E.P. Roe to Opie… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Everyone who tried your lemon tart loved it, Henry. It was the perfect excuse for you to talk to the people you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Join us B+ people! Life is not neat and tidy, but we always manage to get the job done!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
