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Humor Quotes by Shannon L. Alder

48 Humor quotes by Shannon L. Alder

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A homeless person is described as less scary than a murder‑mystery writer, showing how humor flips fear. The quotes joke that small people magnify flaws while big people hide them, and that standing far away can give a clearer view. They also play with absurd ideas like fire‑born women and invisible wizards.

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“Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.”

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“Some women are built by the fire. Yet, there are some that are the FIRE!”

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“Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.”

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A paradox is a storm that rains on itself

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“I don’t argue with fools; I educate.”

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“If you're stressing over happiness, you're doing it wrong!”

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“You can make heaven out of hell, or hell out of heaven. The choice is yours.”

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“I don’t understand why some people would even try to categorize you. After watching “Duck Dynasty”, who would have thunk?”

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“Flirting is a "controversial art form" that leaves the intended either flattered, infatuated, creeped out or getting a restraining order.”

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“When you’re given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already…

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“If you haven't cried at least once while writing a chapter of your inspirational book, then you have to ask yourself if…

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“If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God…

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“I’ve never been bothered with my conduct. I’ve only been bothered by people that don’t get it correct when they gossip about…

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“People have set moral standards for me my entire life, yet they have always left off the ones that they couldn’t keep.”

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“Nowhere in the bible did it say, “Only show compassion and empathy to those you can trust.” If we did that, we…

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“The only way to cry your eyes out and laugh your ass off at the same time is to have your mom…

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“Faith is hoping that the wizard behind the curtain will explain what the flying monkeys had to do with you realizing that…

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“When you are standing in the middle of a storm you have two choices: Pray to God that it goes away. Or,…

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“When you are being judged by someone that has no idea who you are always remember this: Dogs always bark at strangers…

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“I don't know why anyone would be scared of a homeless person. The truly scary people are all the murder mystery writers.…

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“gratitude noun \ˈgra-tə-ˌtüd, -ˌtyüd\ 1. The word thrown in your face by people who covet what you want and believe that your…

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“The words, I love you, are empty without clarification. Women prefer to be told what they can expect. It is measurable like…

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“When you’re in love with two people, always choose the second. The fact that you are constantly thinking of the second person…

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“It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men prefer plain vanilla…

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“It is a strange thing that the human species can only go three days without water and three weeks without food, before…

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“The good part about having a mental disorder is having a valid reason for all the stupid things we do because of…

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“Never presume to know a person based on the one dimensional window of the internet. A soul can’t be defined by critics,…

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“I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re…

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“The more you talk about it, rehash it, rethink it, cross analyze it, debate it, respond to it, get paranoid about it,…

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“Some stories have to be written because no one would believe the absurdity of it all.”

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“The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the…

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“Hypocrisy /hi pakrise/ noun 1. The moment you tell someone it is not important to be right, in order to look right…

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“The irony of rule followers is they often quote a lot of people that do not follow as many rules as they…

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“There are many things evil people can take from you. However, they can never steal your ability to laugh and laugh loud.”

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“The irony of being ignored by someone is that it means you have been noticed by that person first. Take heart you…

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“To call yourself an author takes publishing one book. To call yourself an inspirational author is the work of a lifetime that…

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“I am not perfect, but if I looked perfect to everyone I must have been rocking imperfect perfectly to a few imperfect…

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“You can't be creative without criticism. If your life is without critics then maybe you are painting your life's masterpiece with only…

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“There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy…

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“Writing isn’t necessarily a gift it is a passion. You can write a one page masterpiece to 99 pages of crap. What…

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“The art of being wise is the art of knowing that solutions don’t come from individuals, but rather experiences.”

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“If you have feelings for someone, let them know. It doesn’t matter if they can be in your life or not. Maybe, it is…

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“After every storm, there is a rainbow. If you have eyes, you will find it. If you have wisdom, you will create it. If…

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“Don’t ever feel bad that someone couldn’t give you all of their heart. Be grateful that you can take the least complicated part of…

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“Until you have stood in another woman’s stilettos, you will never begin to know the year of pain she felt breaking them in.”

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“I don't understand women that call themselves a "bitch". It doesn't empower a woman. Rather, it reveals to everyone that you were deeply hurt…

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