Yes, trash like 'Man of Steel' and 'Justice League' don't hold a candle to the humor, continuity and action of most Marvel… — Jason Johnson Copy Share Image
“Whenever other Lore creatures like the nymphs and satyrs turned their noses up at the “hex-hacks,” Carrow would raise both her hands… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Inevitably you're going to be delayed somewhere. Always have a book. Always have a movie. Always have a notebook. And then always… — Phil Keoghan Copy Share Image
Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You're like, 'Hey, I'm funny,… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
“I have tutored Little Igor to be a man of this world. For example, I exhibited him a smutty magazine three days… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
“You are the strangest girl I've ever met," he said, like he thought I was joking. He picked up his water bottle… — Katie Kacvinsky Copy Share Image
“I'd heard that if you saw a Reaper, you saw what you expected to see, what you thought the agents of Death… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“Holy Moly Moses. Are youserious?” Shelly grinned at me. “Did you just say, Holy Moly Moses?” “I did, and I meant every word of it.” “I love how… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“Destiny is a funny thing. Once I thought I was destined to become Emperor of Greenland, sole monarch over its 52,000 inhabitants.… — Ben Edlund Copy Share Image
“I need to be casual but not too casual. Dressy but not too dressy. I need him to think I just threw… — Gemma Halliday Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I've always thought that Lewis Carroll himself had a certain comedy tinge to him. He was a guy who was a satirist.… — James Bobin Copy Share Image
“Respect is not creative ... Chanel is an institution, and you have to treat an institution like a whore — and then… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
“We take a great deal for granted in this world, and expect that everything as a matter of course ought to fit… — Margaret Gatty Copy Share Image
“When he had brushed a thin coat of dust off the pebbled leather cover of one volume, he saw the words: Register… — John Bellairs Copy Share Image
I worked at comedy clubs - if I can use the term 'work' - for several years. I middled at one point.… — Bill Nye Copy Share Image
With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their… — Patrick Wilson Copy Share Image
“I tell them to bring him in. He comes in smiling in triumph. And he can't speak English. After his hours of… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
Well, I think comedy can be a great unifier. If someone can laugh about something, maybe they can become more open to… — Desi Lydic Copy Share Image
“When I asked my boss if he would refer me to someone in London where I was going next, he replied, "If… — Philip Tan Copy Share Image
“I looked at Judith. "This sounds strange, but I don't suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
Comedy isn't really something where you get discovered. You can't network your way to being funny or talented. It's not hard to… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
“It’s all right to change your mind about a situation, even if it’s in mid-course without fear that you’re missing something. You… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Death is still the terrible yet amusing entity that establishes a compromise between memory and a sense of humor, and between the… — Carlos Monsivais Copy Share Image
“I was determined to teach him (Jeremy) a safe route if nothing else, and not to repeat his legendary North Pole experience.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that having comedy where people talk the way they really talk, when you talk with your friends and whatever, it's… — Seth Gordon Copy Share Image
“People are always doing studies. Now there's one that says drinking coffee can lead to the prevention of memory loss in old… — Ariel Leve Copy Share Image
“Society never made the preposterous demand that a man should think as much about his own qualifications for making a charming girl… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
“Seriously, Palta…” He was honestly puzzled, “I haven’t got a clue what you’re talking about. What about your ears is supposed to… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
That's one of the great things about comedy: we can - and should - say the things that other people aren't supposed… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
“I climbed over the machine gun and into the Casspir. Clearing my throat respectfully, I mentioned these minor points to Brand, wondering… — Jim Hooper Copy Share Image
I am not an educator and I'm not a journalist. I am a comedian. But I do truly believe that the point… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
“What? You’re just going to stand there and watch me?” she snapped at him. “You’re not very nice,” he stated, taking a… — Debra Trueman Copy Share Image
“The moment you think is unbearable forces you to disappoint yourself by bearing it. There's resigned laughter available, for the hilarity of… — Glen Duncan Copy Share Image
“You cannot, it seems, let children run about the streets. People who have seen them running wild in Russia say that the… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“His long wait is almost done. I am sending Balon Swann to Sunspear, to deliver him the head of Gregor Clegane.” Ser… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“—Then, said Cranly, you do not intend to become a protestant? —I said that I had lost the faith, Stephen answered, but… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
