“Look, Neal, Hawaii is not some magical pixie wonderland; it’s an American state populated by atomic weapons, a remnant native population and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than… — Tom Scharpling Copy Share Image
“When a great figure passed through a city of Burgundy or Champagne, the corporation of the city turned out to deliver an… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“He looked at her defiantly, and she thought: and so one at a time we all become human—human werewolves, human dwarfs, human… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are… — Emily Rios Copy Share Image
“The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three… — Michael R. Underwood Copy Share Image
His eyes. His humor. His creativity. His hair. His personality. His music. His laugh. His smile. His style. His love. His intelligence.… — Obviously Me :p Copy Share Image
“Victoria pushed it open the rest of the way and stepped inside. She left it open in case she needed to make… — Claire Legrand Copy Share Image
It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“You mightn't think it, but Sloppy is a beautiful reader of a newspaper. He do the Police in different voices' The visitors… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Even if she was only just 17, sometimes a woman can be so busy they forget to have a sense of humour… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“And then there's the perverse joy of subtly working in references to marathon training in daily life, say at the post office… — Sarah Bowen Shea Copy Share Image
“A picture is worth a thousand words, but the way I paint I'm going to need to contact an editor. Even if… — James Lee Schmidt Copy Share Image
I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make… — Dat Phan Copy Share Image
“This one is called "Chunky Munky".' Nadia stopped with the spoon halfway to her mouth. 'But isn´t a monkey a small chattering… — Evangeline Anderson Copy Share Image
There is no difference between alternative and traditional club comedy. People think there's a difference, but I don't think so. It's like… — Brent Weinbach Copy Share Image
My dad is a storyteller. I've heard his funny stories 500 times, but I would never stop him because he tells them… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's… — Jackie Schaffer Copy Share Image
“I swear there are about a million rocks underneath me," [Dylan] said grouchily. Think of it as therapeutic. Like a shiatsu massage."… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
So, as opposed to getting people in to read the script and read scenes with me, what I wanted to do was… — Dan Mazer Copy Share Image
I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word,… — Sanjeev Bhaskar Copy Share Image
“As I grabbed my cocoa, chocolate ran down my hand. "This makes me feel like a five-year-old," I said, licking it off.… — Mindi Scott Copy Share Image
“You have many qualities that make you as great a man as any other here at the Althing. In the first place,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many things have been written, including by me, linking humor and pain. Mostly, in my case, the humor part keeps me sane.… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a moral person, but I'm… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Unless... " Now he looked at her in surprise. "Unless what?" She jabbed a finger at his shoulder. "When did you get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The lieutenant’s fooling around again with the telegraph girl at the station,” said the corporal, after he had gone. “He’s been running… — Jaroslav Hašek Copy Share Image
If the writing is good, then the writing is already funny. All you have to do is make this funny writing true… — Constance Wu Copy Share Image
“Something must have happened, your mother speculated. In her mind a woman with no child could only be explained by vast untrammeled… — Junot Díaz Copy Share Image
I think we're losing our sense of humor instead of being able to relax and laugh at ourselves. I don't care whether… — Betty White Copy Share Image
“With an unseen inner-smile, the beetle carried on its journey, rolling manure. It had decided that stones were not to its liking.… — Stephen Craig Copy Share Image
If the psychic energies of the average mass of people watching a football game or a musical comedy could be diverted into… — Wilhelm Reich Copy Share Image
“There are people who feel they should be with you, but something is preventing them from coming close. Please can you just… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I like doing both comedy and drama. I'm not really feeling more drawn to one over the other. I also like dramedies.… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
“How's your grandpa?" "Still worried that your blackness will infect me." "That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
“You know Quinn?" Macaulay asked me. "Ten minutes ago I was putting him to bed." Macaulay grinned. "I hope you keep his… — Dashiell Hammett Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking we ought to rethink the whole self-esteem thing. It should almost be a dirty word. I mean, look at Kayla.… — Deb Caletti Copy Share Image
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Awe! Leaving so soon?” Gabby said sweetly, holding the door open. “I was just about to pull out the gun for you… — Laura Kreitzer Copy Share Image
![“It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my shirt is literally soaking wet. This guy may have one of the best comedy brains on the planet right now.” quote by Conan O'Brien](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a43/conan-o-brien-540_best-comedy_it-has-become-clich-to-say-i-laughed-unt_2561145.jpg)
![“It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's quick with whatever, but it's fun to watch someone be so quick and so stupid simultaneously.” quote by Jackie Schaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e1/jackie-schaffer-56221_comedy_it-s-so-fun-because-jason-mantzoukas-s-o_2919975.jpg)
![“I swear there are about a million rocks underneath me," [Dylan] said grouchily. Think of it as therapeutic. Like a shiatsu massage." (Sadie) You obviously have a much better imagination than me," he said.” quote by Sarah Mayberry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/167/sarah-mayberry-9507_camping_i-swear-there-are-about-a-million-rocks_1549520.jpg)
