Humor Quotes · Page 233

What time is it. Time for you to get a watch

— Anonymous

Humor's a weapon if you want to make it one.

— Bob Newhart

Comedy can do so much more than make you laugh.

— Nicole Byer

What we may think is funny or cute may end up being powerfully hurtful.

— Barack Obama

“Many complain of their looks, few of their brains.”

— Sally Koslow

Laughter can shake you from the delirium of grief

— Lidia Yuknavitch

It's very weird trying to imagine yourself as a 'comedy character.'

— Mae Martin

I would love to make a romantic comedy.

— Nicolas Winding Refn

Having sex with her is incredible. It's just like a concert. We throw Frisbees around the room. And when she wants more…

— Steven Wright

“Style, after all, is a kind of humor, Something truly beneath contempt...”

— Larry Levis

With stand-up, there's a little bit of an exaggerated reality because things have to be manipulated to create comedy, to create jokes.

— Chris Hardwick

“Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.”

— Jason Krumbine

“Hatori: "That being said, Yuki... when did you become a woman?" Yuki: "How dare you say that after you've seen me naked…

— Natsuki Takaya

“Listen, do you really expect me to believe that God lives beneath the Vatican?- Ezio Auditore”

— Oliver Bowden

“Life is like a dry handjob. Just when it starts getting good, it’s already over.”

— Jayme K

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head…

— Rodney Dangerfield

When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips,…

— Will Ferrell

I hadn't done comedy before 'Fresh Meat' - I hadn't really been seen that way, and then 'Fresh Meat' came out, and…

— Kimberley Nixon

“Besides, Watson,” he added, with a glint of humour in his grey eyes, “you, after all, are a man of the world.…

— Lyndsay Faye

I don't think that I could have survived in my family without a naughty sense of humor; yeah, absolutely. I think my…

— Rachael MacFarlane

I've been encouraging documentary filmmakers to use more and more humor, and they're loath to do that because they think if it's…

— Michael Moore

“She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I've never met a person who has more integrity than my husband. I respect that. There's his humor and intelligence, too, and…

— Michelle Pfeiffer

“Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of thinking…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“You don't need wings but courage to be SUPERMAN!!!!”

— Subhasis Das

“I always find that if I sit down, a solution presents itself!”

— Rob MacGregor

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

— Langston Hughes

Its funny when pepole lie and I know the truth

— Meeeee

“Viele Wege führen zum Mops, keiner an ihm vorbei!”

— Holly Lavender

Honesty without kindness, humor, and goodheartedness can be just mean.

— Pema Chodron

Behind every great woman, there is a guy looking at her ass.

— Obey Terell x

I think it is a humanising thing, comedy.

— Frank Skinner

“Guess our sex is hot, we start fires.”

— Toni Aleo

“you take your humor where you can get it.”

— John Green

“That bitch fate has a cruel sense of humor.”

— Lori G. Armstrong

“-You were in jail? What was it like? -Boring.Dirty.Smelled like ass.”

— Hannah Harrington

“You won't transfer, right Keiichi?" -Rena Ryuugu”

— Ryukishi07

What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!

— Henny Youngman

I don't like 'comedy,' I like 'life,' which has everything in it.

— Miriam Margolyes

“Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.”

— Sol Luckman