Baby you light up my world like nobody else I whisper as I turn my laptop brightness up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do what I want, when I want, wherever I want!…as long as my mom says it's okay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave my past behind, so if I owe you money, I'm SORRY, but I've moved on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet MySpace and Google+ are in a bar somewhere, drinking away their sorrows. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the best sexual position to create a gorgeous, charming absolutely attractive and cute baby?… Ask my parents! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you involved in an accident and someone asks "are you alright?" Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls on Periods - I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humans had spent thousands of years climbing out of caves and building technology so they could reach the moon and live in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You came after me. Against the geas , you came after me.” He felt the shifting of muscle behind him as Bloodraven… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night,' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I lost my pen= no pen No pen= no notes No notes= no study No study= fail Fail=no diploma No diploma =… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I, also, decided to get rid of the need of approval. That is a strong addiction, the need of approval, isn't it?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Don't stop at the Ford's because they're at Gerald Flatt's," a short kid says in passing. "Super dooper!" Granny's dentures clickity-clack. "Don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bronco, The - You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, yougrab her tits as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“our whole course of life is but matter of laughter: we are not soberly wise; and the world itself, which ought at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Imagine what I could have done in ten years. I could have learned to speak Japanese. I could have played every RPG… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People go to church for the same reasons they go to a tavern: to stupefy themselves, to forget their misery, to imagine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
