“Writing is a failure. Writing is not only useless, it's spoiled paper.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some say that laughter is the best medicine, Obviously they have yet to try medicine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? …If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man of sense only trifles with them, plays with them, humors and flatters them, as he does with a sprightly and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To all the students who drop out and failed high school: Remember two things; 1) You tried your best. 2) I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger empowers the poor to declare their uncompromising… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thank you.” A bright blush stained her cheeks. “For last night. For chasing the monsters away…” “Anytime. It’s kind of my job… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Lampaxa Vorheridine? My Latin was never very good. What does that Translate to?" "Um, nothing. It wasn't named by an Earth scientist.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your home be filled with laughter and the warm embrace of a summer day. May you find peacefulness and beauty, challenge,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Chancellor Gerhard Schröder has several times made statements to the effect that we Europeans should not cultivate a superficial anti-Americanism. But mine… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Sometimes there was humor in Max Vandenburg’s voice, though its physicality was like friction—like a stone being gently rubbed across a large… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
