“At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to function, whatever that function may have been, and must be carried around like a sack, or… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
The entire concept of pessimism crumbles the moment one human being puts aside thoughts of self and reaches out to another to minister to her suffering. The experience of either person can neither be denied nor adequately explained by a… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
“As grand and glorious as love is, it is not without its perils. Anyone who has felt the cruel pangs of rejection knows that… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
“…It usually starts innocently enough, a friend remarking to you that the co-op has a nice new crop of grapefruit. “Hmm, I don’t really… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
“Leaf blowers have taken a world which was, on the whole, a decent place to live, in spite of talk radio, and turned it… — Michael J. nelson Copy Share Image
“At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
The entire concept of pessimism crumbles the moment one human being puts aside thoughts of self and reaches out to another to minister to… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
Who doesn't want to go to the Emmys? But it ends up just being really boring. — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
