“Leaf blowers have taken a world which was, on the whole, a decent place to live, in spite of talk radio, and turned it into a noisy and unpleasant vale filled with atomized bits of vegetal detritus.” — Michael J. nelson Copy Share Image
“As grand and glorious as love is, it is not without its perils. Anyone who has felt the cruel pangs of rejection knows that… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
“…It usually starts innocently enough, a friend remarking to you that the co-op has a nice new crop of grapefruit. “Hmm, I don’t really… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
“Leaf blowers have taken a world which was, on the whole, a decent place to live, in spite of talk radio, and turned it… — Michael J. nelson Copy Share Image
“At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
The entire concept of pessimism crumbles the moment one human being puts aside thoughts of self and reaches out to another to minister to… — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
Who doesn't want to go to the Emmys? But it ends up just being really boring. — Michael J. Nelson Copy Share Image
