“human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“dyslexic man walks into a bra... 2. “I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“To avoid confusion, the correct designation for twelve o'clock is 12 noon or 12 midnight. Alternatively, the twenty-four-hour-clock system may be used. The abbreviation… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“– It's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“ 3. The living years (Mike and the Mechanics) 2. Candle in the wind (Elton John)” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“- "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do when you're down there."�… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“a little known fact that the tan became popular in what’s now known as the Bronze Age.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“16. Love will tear us apart (Joy Division) 15. Ain't no sunshine (Bill Withers) 14. Sound of silence (Simon and Garfunkel) 13. My way… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“20. Everybody's got to learn sometimes (The Korgis) 19. Annie's song (John Denver) 18. Eleanor Rigby (The Beatles) 17. Leaving on a jet plane (Peter, Paul and Mary)” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
“Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is going to suck.” — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
