My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Whenever I travel to the South, the first thing I do is visit the best barbecue place between the airport and my… — Jeffrey Steingarten Copy Share Image
Now, back to my vacation idea.” Finn grinned, showing off his perfect white teeth. “Just think about it. You, Owen, me, and… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
If you got up this morning and had fruits for breakfast, it was probably picked by the bent back of an immigrant… — Bob Menendez Copy Share Image
Boutique hotels are great, but they get too cute. Some hotels have shoe polish. It's like, come on, this isn't 1960. No… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am a glutton for a beautiful hotel. I am so easily smitten by high thread counts. — Gail Simmons Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I loved a heavy metal band called Motley Crue. I was thirteen when they came to my… — Steve-O Copy Share Image
I came from the old world of gastronomy. Many years ago I walked into the kitchens of the Hotel St George and… — Marco Pierre White Copy Share Image
I'll watch the kids play, have a big steak with my friends, stay in a nice hotel, sign a lot of autographs,… — Jerry Tarkanian Copy Share Image
I'm not romantic at all, ha ha, I need teaching. The closest I ever came was taking a girl out on her… — Tinchy Stryder Copy Share Image
I always thought when I hit 50 years old that'd be it for the travel. I don't have to tell you -… — Brian Setzer Copy Share Image
When you check into a hotel, they don't need to know your name and address; they just need to know that the… — Mark Walport Copy Share Image
It's like being a stand-up comedian is what leads to being a talk-show host. That life is not cut out for a… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I went to university for a year, and I'm not one for schooling and have no enjoyment sitting in a classroom all… — Travis Fimmel Copy Share Image
In 'The Third Hotel,' my narrator, Claire, is wrestling with this sense of perpetual unfinishedness. She's trying to make sense of her… — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
When I turned 11, my dad decorated a room at the Standard hotel in Los Angeles in a '60s, Austin Powers style.… — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
I just work a lot. I just remember recording in a hotel room in Malaysia. I work on planes, I work on… — Jack Antonoff Copy Share Image
I like to stay in a hotel where it's a dome of silence. I can sit in my room and do nothing. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
I've found I get big things done when I'm on airplanes or in hotel rooms. It's a total needle-mover to book a… — Robin S. Sharma Copy Share Image
There was this guy, he must have been young, who told me on Twitter: 'CupcakKe, I just told my mom I'm gay… — Cupcakke Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, I fetishised New York City. It was the land of Lou Reed and the Velvet Underground, it… — Moby Copy Share Image
I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it… — Martin Short Copy Share Image
I would love to work with anybody who has a good story to tell - Patrick Graham, Vikramaditya Motwane, Anurag Kashyap, Neeraj… — Jim Sarbh Copy Share Image