I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“On Final Twist , five college friends take a sixth to an expensive Italian restaurant, supposedly to introduce him to a hot… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
“Sheesh, one hot girl walks into the house and all trust vanishes. -Vane Weston” — Shannon messenger Copy Share Image
Dear semi hot girl taking photos on a boat. It's not your boat so stop acting like you own it. You drive… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I'm over being a pop star. I don't wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I've… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
“I've played a few times, Anna. Remember the parties?" "Not exactly." I must have been in the bathroom during that part of… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
“That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival… — John Green Copy Share Image
I will be very upfront: I don't always lead the hot girl lifestyle. — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
I been notice girls calling us dogs ,but what are they ? Are they idiots for us dogs being able to out… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
“Gus loaded this giveaway site called Free No Catch and together we wrote an ad. “Headline?” he asked. “‘Swing Set Needs Home,’”… — John Green Copy Share Image
I go into every film not just wanting to play the hot girl in the movie. It kills me. — Elisha Cuthbert Copy Share Image
“Oh fuck, hot girl flying! Don’t break your hotass face, baby. Or your hot ass either, actually. She’s” — Lauren Gilley Copy Share Image
In a lot of teen movies nowadays, you just get the rote six stereotypes like the jock, the cool guy, the nerd,… — Penn Dayton Badgley Copy Share Image
“Why haven’t you told me that story before?” Simon paused, as if trying to decide how best to explain. “I don’t know… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I'm over being a pop star. I don't wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
I don't need to be famous. I'm not that ambitious. At this point, if I'm not sucked in, I'm never going to… — Jessica Alba Copy Share Image
Saturday noon, An Old Man with a Hot Girl entered a Jewellery shop and chose a Ring worth $200000 for the Girl.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every time I say I'm messaging you i think of the words I'm massaging you message ,,,,massage I DONT KNOW WHY hey… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
Where my bitch at? Look a hot girl is a silent hoe, if a bitch get outta line she a violent hoe. — BG Copy Share Image
Dog might be man best friend not only out of loyalty but also similar traits. When a dog sees a treat ,that… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
It's only happy hour if a hot girl is sharing your drinks. Otherwise it's just drowning your misery. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
