The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his… — Green Monk Copy Share Image
“What did you eat today? No lying.” “Something ingenious I discovered at QuikTrip: It’s a sausage wrapped in a pancake, then cooked… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
If you have the right to call me a hot dog why do I not have the right to call you a… — Oscar de la Renta Copy Share Image
One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly. — Dick Stuart Copy Share Image
I say everything's about company. A gourmet meal with an asshole is a horrible meal. A hot dog with an interesting person… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I know I hold the contest record for downing the most hot dogs, and the record for most Nathan's Famous Hot Dog… — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
Phrases and their actual meanings: My teacher has never liked me. Expect a phone call before lunch from the teacher informing you… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Puberty for me was graduating from Thousand Island salad dressing to Caesar salads. It was like going from hot dogs and hamburgers… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
“If you're opening a hot dog stand, you could worry about the condiments, the cart, the name, the decoration. But the first… — Jason Fried Copy Share Image
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Fortunately my wife is understanding. When I come home from the races she never asks any questions, if I tell her I… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs… — Greg Giraldo Copy Share Image
I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs. — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I'll get… — Kelly Rutherford Copy Share Image
I consider a perfect hot dog on the street to be as valid a food experience as dinner at Blue Hill at… — Andrew Zimmern Copy Share Image
I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
If you're the only hot dog stand in town, you're hot dogs don't have to be good. — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she'd make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners.… — Carol Alt Copy Share Image
When hot dogs like Mr. D'Amato or the Republican apologist Roger Ailes say that Whitewater is worse than Watergate, it's because they're… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
The main problem in marriage is that, for a man, sex is a hunger-like eating. If the man is hungry and can't… — Joan Fontaine Copy Share Image
I don't think there's anything wrong with a hot dog or other convenience foods, as long as they're balanced with fresh vegetables.… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
“She didn’t like processed meat. He learned this fact when she screwed up her nose and uttered an “ugh” noise after he… — Lauren Carr Copy Share Image
Aching familiar in a way that made me wish I was still eight. Eight was before death or divorce or heartbreak. Eight… — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Bullfights are hugely popular because you can sit comfortably with a hot dog and possibly watch a man die. It won't be… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Maybe you know why a child can reject a hot dog with mustard served on a soft bun at home, yet eat… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I can’t help blushing and looking down at my feet. “It was nothing.” “It was literally everything to me.” I look up,… — Pittacus Lore Copy Share Image
I think writing comics is predicated on being a fan - there's no either/or. I'd argue I'm an even bigger fan now… — Matt Fraction Copy Share Image
I hear people say they're going to write. I ask, when? They give me vague statements. Indefinite plans get dubious results. When… — Natalie Goldberg Copy Share Image
She looked up, her face pink as a Christmas ham. “You ever try chasing down a car?” she gasped. “I’ll one-up you.… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Here's the only thing I know for sure: Chopped pineapple is incredible on hot dogs. Honest to God, I love pineapple on… — Beth Harbison Copy Share Image
