When I first started comedy, I didn't know about the alt scene and I just started doing open mics in Manhattan and… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
If I was a woman in Russia, I would be a lesbian, as the men are very ugly. There are a few… — Karl Lagerfeld Copy Share Image
The world is changing isn't it? So you're not allowed to pray before a football game. I thought it was horrible. — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
It was clear: I was sick. I never used to dream. They say in the old days it was the most normal… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
From this day on, I refuse to let anyone bring me to a point where I can't take a horrible situation and… — Chris Colfer Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with adolescence. I love to write about people in their 20s. It's such a fraught and exciting and kind of… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I had been working for eight years and all I had to show for it was this horrible debt. At one point… — Tom Felton Copy Share Image
You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. . . . Dogs do not… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
Suddenly his expression turned to alarm. He sprinted toward us. For a moment I had an absurd vision of myself on the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I have no problem with violence, I have no problem playing horrible people. — Mandy Patinkin Copy Share Image
Dark witches focus on dark magic, black magic and all kinds of horrible things. I don't believe white witches have warts on… — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
You, your employer and your plan's investment managers fail to follow even the most basic rules of investing. You overtrade, chase performance,… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
There's that horrible-beautiful moment, that bitter-sweet impasse where you know that somebody is bullshitting you but they're doing it with such panache… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Peter Mandelson is one of the most odious, self-satisfied, misogynistic men I have ever met. Compellingly, fascinatingly horrible. — Jemima Khan Copy Share Image
I wouldn't even have braces on my teeth. I think they are horrible and this idea that everyone should conform and be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think of how and where all the horrible people I've come across in my life ended up, and I smile. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
I don't know if you have ever been the object of someone's obsession - but if it's not of your desire, it… — Tippi Hedren Copy Share Image
Women in particular seem to say things like, "I'm sure I'd be the one screaming and not moving in an emergency." I… — Amanda Ripley Copy Share Image
I don't read the reviews because they're too horrible and the reviewers have not been big supporters of mine over the years,… — Rob Cohen Copy Share Image
And Father said, “There are no happy endings.” “Right!” cried Iowa Bob – an odd mixture of exuberance and stoicism in his… — John Irving Copy Share Image
I know I can be bolshy and really unpleasant, and it always happens if I lose confidence in the people I'm working… — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
God bless Dad, he came to every one of my shows. I was bad, and I had horrible stage fright. My dad… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image