What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
You're either a really good hooker or a really good mom. That kind of conflicted nature is very much a part of… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
“You tread a difficult path, Amber. You are none of the things they will think you are. In the end, you will… — Mark Henwick Copy Share Image
I do it for the money, man I am such a hooker And freedom was my girl, until they f-cking took her — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Life is the best left hooker I ever saw, although some say it was Charlie White of Chicago — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
She's wearing a tight red sweater and a red skirt and enough makeup to scare a hooker. — Kathryn Stockett Copy Share Image
“I uprooted my daughter and left my job and moved house for you, and you treat me like a hooker you don’t… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
All you ladies that are selling your souls, you need to put your hooker vibes on hold. — LL Cool J Copy Share Image
Hey let's have some coffee, why cause you need help why cause your girlfriend is cheating on you why I don't know… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
Now a days, guys are really deseperate. Not just guys, girls also. When your desperate for sex & you know you aint… — Niaah Copy Share Image
My father told me that if I ever did anything artistic, I was going to look like a hooker. I told him,… — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
What I do for a living is somewhat like mercenary prostitution. I spend a lot of energy trying to find games to… — Ryan C. Gordon Copy Share Image
If you're going to play a hooker in a movie, the movie has to have the perspective, of course, that it isn't… — Maggie Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
“And yes, I like to crochet. Again, I’ll ask that you not fucking judge me, because it’s my birthday, because my charity,… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“Ordell knew he wanted to be a hooker the first time he saw Mama zip up her thigh-high boots, lean against the… — Tom Leins Copy Share Image
Some people need Hell. If youre the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, 'Hey, now… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
“Tina returns from the bathroom and climbs into bed with a question in her eye. "I want to talk you about something."… — Sacha Haughtee & Max Spacer Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice,… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
“Fat bitch," Kessa murmured as the door scraped closed behind Mrs. Stone. "She meant well, Francesca. And you see, everyone thinks you're… — Steven Levenkron Copy Share Image
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
“In a book published at the time, a lace manufacturer admitted that he expected his workers to turn a few tricks on… — Debbie Stoller Copy Share Image
Money can't buy happiness, unless you're favorite hooker's name is 'Happiness'. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
