It's very important to older male homosexuality in Los Angeles to have a pool, so that cute boys will come to your house and swim around in the pool. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
When I did find guys with whom I was very sexually compatible, trying to figure out how romance worked... when you're a gay guy… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the new crop of gay comics who have never been closeted, who never thought that they needed to put on a… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids and then… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
The weird thing is when you're a gay guy my age, I spent so much of my life just thinking I was probably never… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
Self-confidence is a terrible, terrible thing; it's also the most attractive thing. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I think that women have a construction of their sexuality put on them from a very young age that says exclusivity is necessary to… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don't, and there's not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people. — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
While I was doing shitty little bar shows in the Central Valley in 2004, I was being out and helping people realize that gay… — Guy Branum Copy Share Image
