Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper! — Ned Flanders Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Homer Simpson has been more inspirational to me than probably any cartoon character. What he represents, I think, there's a part of… — Michael Welch Copy Share Image
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic.… — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
“[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion,… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
It was crushingly disappointing as a fan of The Simpsons to discover that it's just you in a room speaking into a… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately, most of us end up with somebody who’s somewhere between Jed Clampett and Homer Simpson.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm going old school. Adult comedy but you can have your kids in the room. Kind of Andy Griffith meets Bill Cosby… — Henry Cho Copy Share Image
Homer Simpson is one of my favorite people, though he's not real. He represents the American who's filled with this 'affluenza.' He's… — Mitchell Joachim Copy Share Image
I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He's the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He's about to hit a chestnut tree. — Homer Copy Share Image
“We have to weigh every decision, because a butterfly flapping its wings in Nova Scotia could cause a hurricane in Guam. Or,… — Johnny B. Truant Copy Share Image
Real people have trouble balancing their checkbooks, much less calculating how much they need to save for retirement; they sometimes binge on… — Richard Thaler Copy Share Image
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta Copy Share Image
