“On April 1, the Holy Spirit descended into the body of President Jerry Falwell I, who, it turned out, was in the… — Randy Attwood Copy Share Image
“of London – the thrusting steel spires of Canary Wharf, the domed O2 arena, then Tower Bridge, and finally the London Eye… — Paul Pilkington Copy Share Image
Christmas is not for counting the things that you have lost, but for counting the blessings you still have. Keep a warm… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I have been determined for the past couple of years to move away from all those Holiday programmes. — Jill Dando Copy Share Image
I believe the essence of the Independence Day is missing. We celebrate it like any other holiday, which is wrong. We must… — Arin Paul Copy Share Image
Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born -a hundred million years -and I… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My 20s was a sea of worry. I worried about benefit forms, about being thrown out of my flat. I never went… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
I'm keen on the sun, so weather is an important ingredient for a perfect holiday. — Vera Lynn Copy Share Image
“I know that many people including our President insist that it be called the Christmas Season. I’ll be the first in line… — Captain Hank Bracker Copy Share Image
Not so great in England at the moment; in an online poll we came last, we actually came bottom of European countries… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to… — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Every Jewish holiday has a religious significance, a historical significance, and a relevance to the time of year in the natural calendar… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
I have been asked to lend people money - I now only ever give whatever amount is comfortable without thinking it will… — Anne Robinson Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I honestly can't ever imagine retiring because I don't know what else I would do - even when I'm on holiday, 70%… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
Writers tend to write stories as a kind of holiday between novels, or as preliminary steps towards a novel. Stories just don't… — James Lasdun Copy Share Image
One thing I love about Easter is being able to share an awesome, memorable moment with my family that we will reminisce… — Jayden Hayes Copy Share Image
I've always had a dream that I might write a Christmas song that might resonate with people during the holidays. — Michael McDonald Copy Share Image
A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat! — Alan King Copy Share Image
In 1984, when I was a rookie member of the House, there was a bill introduced to make Martin Luther King's birthday… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The clearest way to cut some of this fiscal drag would be to extend the current payroll tax holiday and increase it… — Mark Zandi Copy Share Image
“The entire holiday was a joke; Jesus had to share it with Santa. The only thing worse was that Jesus had to… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
