Driving down the highway at night when you feel that Wild Turkey's bite, don't give Johnny Walker a ride. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
She's got hair down to her fanny, she's kind of jet set, try to undo her panties. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
Top coat, top hat, I don't worry cause my wallets fat. Black shades, white gloves, looking sharp and looking for love. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
My Francine just turned thirteen, she's my angelic teenage queen. And I love her, she's all that I want. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
I wish to apply my man hood. I'll be glad to go to her pad, and maybe the whole band could. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
Bring your girlfriends with you, but how can one be so thoughtless to try and handle less than two? — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
I ain't asking for much. I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just looking for some tush. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
