When I was in high school I saw Steven Wright, a brilliant one-liner comedian, and I thought: 'That's what I should do;… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
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When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
We were the ultimate consumers of the thing, and we thought, "Every college kid is going to go berserk. High school kids… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a dentist from the time I was in high school, and I was accepted to dental school… — Mark Spitz Copy Share Image
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Listen. I may not be much, but I'm all I've got. Maybe you need a magnifying glass to find my face in… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
I am not a beauty queen, and I was not the popular girl in high school. — Lindsay Mendez Copy Share Image
The world is colors and motion, feelings and thoughts and what does math have to do with it? Not much, if 'math'… — Rudy Rucker Copy Share Image
My mother graduated from high school in 1969, and on January 3, 1971, she gave birth to me. She was married later… — Marc Veasey Copy Share Image
The top two movies at the box office this weekend were 'High School Musical 3' and 'Saw V.' One movie features gruesome… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I used to do stand-up when I was in high school. But I was also making beats for this rap group, and… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
There are so many people to thank after 15 years in the pros and seven years of playing in college and high school. — Jason Taylor Copy Share Image
I had one date in high school - that was it, and he didn't ask me out again, because I was taller… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
“Ecclesiastes This is a book of the Old Testament. I don't believe I've ever read this section of the Bible - I… — A.J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school… — Scott Hamilton Copy Share Image
In 1985 I graduated from Deshler High School in Tuscumbia, Alabama, and I was their first African American homecoming queen. You would… — Cynthia Bailey Copy Share Image
“But are you glad you went to college? Was it a good experience?” I suppose it was. Althought I can’t remember a… — Peter Cameron Copy Share Image
“Dunbar loved shooting skeet because he hated every minute of it and the time passed so slowly. He had figured out that… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
During high school, I wanted to work in architecture or engineering for no particular reason. — Ji Chang-wook Copy Share Image
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