Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church and that’s when I got saved. — Russell Wilson Copy Share Image
In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Hey you ...give me something to be happy about why dont you just give it a break and just make me freakin… — Natalya Johnson Copy Share Image
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Created a word game to play with a person you're fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says,… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Why doesn't my stupid brain understand that I always wanted to be you? No you; no,no..you.Hey,you! now what are you smiling at. — Gopichand Lagadapati Copy Share Image
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived." — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can… — Lee Clow Copy Share Image
When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're… — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?' — Robert De Niro Copy Share Image
Hey...You.. What's life without eyebrows, freak? Got a new listing for your bingo book right here!! A guyis going to be the… — Masashi Kishimoto Copy Share Image
My mom was crazy. And her mom was crazy. And her mom's mom was crazy. Is it my turn? Am I going… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I was sitting on a plane that is traveling towards Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
I've never really been on a date, because I've been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first… — Nicolas Winding Refn Copy Share Image
What's happening right now, this month, I check in and go, 'Hey. You are at the top of a wave right now.… — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
I move out here, and next thing I know I'm 25, and the only thing I've heard is, 'Can you get a… — Bill Hader Copy Share Image
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I don't like the pitch count! How are you gonna develop your arm? If you're a track man you say, "Hey, you… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
It's tough to know who's better in cliff diving. Like, you see a guy diving off a cliff and you go, Oh,… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
If I hadn't had my children, I would have been discouraged a lot quicker. It would have been much more easy for… — David Bowie Copy Share Image
I think the one advantage to a failed - recovering, but a pretty broken - economy, and a lot of broken promises,… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
You don't realize how long that NFL season is. It's a long season, especially in your first year. Not only do you… — Giovani Bernard Copy Share Image
That happened when I was a freshman in high school. The guy reading it [the Bible] was dating my older sister. I… — Amy Grant Copy Share Image
Querida, it's alright," he said. "No one has hurt me in years." "Hey, you're supposed to be my brother," I said, trying… — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me that not only can we put a probe around Saturn and get images of its moons, but our… — Phil Plait Copy Share Image
I'm an artist living in a small, Scottish village. So one would expect to be treated with some sort of caution. And… — Andy Goldsworthy Copy Share Image
I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend! — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
Hey, you've got the girl, I've got the picture. That's fair, right? — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
Love is my religion. Hey you can take it or leave it, and you don't have to believe it. — Ziggy Marley Copy Share Image
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image