Hey, you know who I feel bad for? Arab-Americans who truly want to get into crop dusting. — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: 'Hey, you hungry?' — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera! — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church and that’s when I got saved. — Russell Wilson Copy Share Image
In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat." — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
Ryssa? How do you know her name was Ryssa? (Tory) Uh…I don’t. I just gave her a name. It seemed more polite… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
[Y]ou wonder why anyone would make the mistake of calling it the Commerce Clause instead of the 'Hey, you -can-do-whatever-you-feel-like Clause? — Alex Kozinski Copy Share Image
You probably thinking they you've seen someone like me before. But I'm a G and they don't make em like me anymore. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
A lot of bands mature, which means they get square; they start delivering messages. Hey, you got a message, use Western Union. — David Lee Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
This was a no-brainer, ... When it came down to it, I said to myself, Hey, you can still play, you can… — Shannon Sharpe Copy Share Image
If someone says, hey, you know, this long weekend, let's go skydiving - I would say, no, are you nuts? I'd just… — Rick Mercer Copy Share Image
Look at the aerospace industry as it was just after the Kennedy talk. We were hiring like crazy. We were trying to… — Burt Rutan Copy Share Image
Hey you , I'm here when youve been at your lowest I'm here when youve cryed your last tear , so dont… — Natalya Johnson Copy Share Image
In response to criticism of its treatment of killer whales, Sea World said it will build them a larger habitat. When asked… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Being a parent is a life sentence. From the day that kid is born until the day you die and then some.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I have a pretty clear picture of the whole weight of my life, and there are things that I've done that are… — David Crosby Copy Share Image
Musicians and artists are not... it's not like politicians or something where you can't really affect them. There's not like this separate… — Bradford Cox Copy Share Image
I don't like the pitch count! How are you gonna develop your arm? If you're a track man you say, "Hey, you… — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
Now that I'm almost forty, I look back at some of the decisions I made when I was younger - decisions that… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
This can’t be happening. It’s just not possible. (Cassandra) Oh, well, let’s not have reality intrude now, shall we? I mean, hey,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was at a bar, and this guy bumped into me, and he did not apologize, and he said, "Move!" I thought… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Mary is God's masterpiece. Have you ever walked into a museum where an artist was displaying his work? Can you imagine him… — Scott Hahn Copy Share Image
I think Splash made people realize that I was still alive, and I think I inspired a lot of people. I have… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm not thinking about forcing my kids to watch my movies. It's always awkward when someone says: "Hey, I wrote a song,… — Jack Black Copy Share Image
Mein Kampf, this terrible book of Adolph Hitler is outlawed. I made a point in the Dutch parliament that I say to… — Geert Wilders Copy Share Image
When I was auditioning for Divergent, I was kind of in the dumps. I wasn't really happy with acting, and I didn't… — Christian Madsen Copy Share Image
Hey, you wanna hear my philosophy of life? Do it to him before he does it to you. — Marlon Brando Copy Share Image
Hey, you've got the girl, I've got the picture. That's fair, right? — L.A. Weatherly Copy Share Image
I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend! — Luke Wilson Copy Share Image
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you — Wilson Mizner Copy Share Image
Love is my religion. Hey you can take it or leave it, and you don't have to believe it. — Ziggy Marley Copy Share Image
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid — Si Robertson Copy Share Image