I wanna see how many guys I can bang without contracting herpes. Oh wait, I have herpes so jokes on everybody else. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share Image
It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
Disney movies also taught me that my main goal in life, is to find a fucking prince and marry him. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
I just wanted to let you know that if I die and then maybe you die we will have a ghost party and I… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool… — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
Now I'm not going to lie, but 96% of my game is that I'm fucking gorgeous, and sing like an angel sliding down a rainbow. — Jenna Marbles Copy Share
