Hell, when I was in high school, a "drive-by shooting" meant somebody had their rear end hanging out a car window! — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If I had to lay bets, my bet would be that everything is going to go to hell, but, you know, what… — Richard Rorty Copy Share Image
“An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“By salvation I mean not barely according to the vulgar notion deliverance from hell or going to heaven but a present deliverance… — John Wesley Copy Share Image
People find it difficult to call Lars' movies feminist. But they're humanist movies because they show a woman going through life and… — Stacy Martin Copy Share Image
The wretched bodies of the condemned shall simmer and blaze in those living fires. — Cyprian Copy Share Image
Well actually I don't think it's a bunch of bad things that send us to hell. I think it is rejection of… — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth. — Edwin Louis Cole Copy Share Image
I am the epitome of a walking contradiction for various reasons, only one of which being that I feel my existence is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humility is the marriage bond of Heaven. Pride is the frigidity of Hell. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
“May i have pain,but I don't have regret,that for whom I left all that person my beloved betrayed me. more I have… — Mohammed Zaki Ansari Copy Share Image
I draw a weekly comic strip called Life in Hell, which is syndicated in about 250 newspapers. That's what I did before… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what happened. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hell would freeze over before I saw my parents happily holding hands and ice skating. — Tana Mongeau Copy Share Image
Summer was made to give you a taste of what hell is like. Winter was made for landladies to charge high rents… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
Just because you're sitting at a poker table with some guy doesn't give him the right to say whatever the hell he… — Phil Hellmuth Copy Share Image
I learned that if you want to get somewhere, you just make up your mind and work like hell til you get… — S. E. Hinton Copy Share Image
We're in the transition between birth and death. But the one that people often know about is the transition between the moment… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
I want to be able to open up the really good treasures of the Church and Christianity to people, and that's not… — Alan Green Copy Share Image
Having spent 37 years of my life in the military as a reservist, and never having met a gay in all of… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
In the corporate world, if you have analysts, due diligence, and no horse sense, you've just described hell. — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
Rock music pays off. Rock music takes me on a joyride. Rock music keeps me off the hell city bus. Rock music… — Wesley Willis Copy Share Image
