Hell Quotes · Page 116

John Wilkes Booth and Lee Harvey Oswald meet in hell and team up to assassinate Satan.

— John Hodgman

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

— George A. Romero

Money doesn't spend in hell… The devil deals in a different coin.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

— Steven Wright

I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't…

— Tabitha Suzuma

Bankers - pillars of society who are going to hell if there is a God and He has been accurately quoted.

— John Ralston Saul

I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell

— Garry Shandling

“it must be hell when we kill something , we must be the worst way to die”

— Maggie Stiefvater

“I feared the defining point of this Hell was its unrelenting uniformity, its lack of variation from type. If there was a…

— Steven L. Peck

Sir Alec Douglas-Home, when he was British Foreign Secretary, said he received the following telegram from an irate citizen: "To hell with…

— William Safire

I love wisdom. And you can never be great at anything unless you love it. Not be in love with it, but…

— Maya Angelou

I did get to work with Anthony Hopkins on 'The Human Stain.' If I ever manage to accomplish a quarter of what…

— Lindsay Lohan

“I love you," Matt said. I love you, too," Maria replied. "I know that's a sin, and I'll probably go to hell…

— Nancy Farmer

The greatest competitor was Bob Gibson. He worked so fast out there and he always had the hood up. He always wanted…

— Pete Rose

I'm ashamed of what has happened to Canada. And I'm not leaving a $1.5 trillion deficit to my kids. No chance in…

— Kevin O'Leary

I like to have my houses fully decorated when I move in so I can actually enjoy them. Nothing's more annoying than…

— Kim Zolciak-Biermann

Because there were all kinds of hell - some were black and dirty, and some were silvery and high.

— Mark Helprin

If there's a place for me in Hell I hope it's next to someone like you...

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

When I'm at home creating music, I usually wind up laughing. It's always, like, funny - like, what the hell did I…

— Thundercat

A priest goes to Heaven or a priest goes to Hell with a thousand people behind.

— John Vianney

“Holy crap. How fast does a person get sent to hell for checking out a priest?”

— Amy Lamont

“Some wish to live within the sound of church and chapel bell. I want to run a rescue shop within a yard…

— C.T. Studd

Don't believe everything they tell you, Hell isn't red, it's blue.

— Ismail

“And you were this… this glorious creature. You were like an angel, trapped in hell.”

— Jasinda Wilder

“Mae was mine. Fifteen long years of wanting her to be mine, and here she sat, curled up in my arms –…

— Tillie Cole

Hell strives with grace for conquest in my breast. What shall I do to shun the snares of death?

— Christopher Marlowe

Better for you to have one sleepless night on earth than millions in hell.

— Leonard Ravenhill

At the end of all things, the blessed will say, 'We never lived anywhere but in heaven.'

— C. S. Lewis

If we had more hell fire preaching in the pulpit then we would have less hell bound people in the pew.

— Leonard Ravenhill

Hell is the highest reward that the devil can offer you for being a servant of his.

— Billy Sunday

If I am unable to make the gods above relent, I shall move hell.

— Virgil

“[Y]ou are here to learn something. Don’t try to figure out what it is. This can be frustrating and unproductive.”

— Steven L. Peck

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damned hard.

— Carl Sandburg

[Some men are shortsighted, so] going to prison or going to hell just doesn't matter to these men.

— Rodney Stark

“The way my imagination was running I’d be thinking I was possessed by everyone in hell.”

— Karina Halle

We are all unique, which makes us beautiful; so never despair, and just chill the hell out about it all.

— Miranda Hart

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

— Hank Williams, Jr

“What power would hell have if those imprisoned here would not be able to dream of heaven?”

— Neil Gaiman

It is the image of God reflected in you that so enrages hell; it is this at which the demons hurl their…

— William Gurnall

From compassion springs humility. The ego is verily a gateway to hell. The person who is egoistic is far from being religious.

— Dada Vaswani