“You winked, took the change. I should have seen it, Ed, as a sign that you were unreliable. Instead, I saw it… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“There were a million things, everything, I didn't know. I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. I took this thing… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm nothing, not a single thing. The only particle I had, the only tiny thing raising me up, is that I was… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm writing it in a letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'd ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you. And I did. But that right there was why… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“We thought we had time. I waved but couldn't answer, because I was finally letting myself grin as wide as I'd wanted… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm dumping the whole box back into your life Ed, every item of you and me. I'm dumping this box on your… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I can't imagine why you would want to take your child to see what the career of a writer is like, because it mostly… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“I love you so soundly and I will do anything to drag you forward.” — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Lemony Snicket. Now, I'm told - the books, of course, starting from the very first one, became hugely popular, selling millions and millions. And… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“The matches were a little 'he loves me, he loves me not,' but then I saw right on the box that I had twenty-four,… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I didn't like books where people played on a sports team and won a bunch of games, or went to summer camp and had… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here alone. — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
The Basic Eight and Watch Your Mouth both have first-person voices, and I ended up investigating those voices and investing so much in them… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
