Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization…The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people. — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization…The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual… — H. Allen Smith Copy Share Image
