When I was 13 I told my dad I'd rather kill myself than do an ordinary job. He vaguely muttered something about how I'd need to earn a living somehow, but he's been totally behind me, forking out money he… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I don't think I'd have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago I'd have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land With a wig, yeah. And some crisps. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I always had a sort of niggling regret that we didn't come do stuff in America. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I actually went to Wimbledon, and David Attenborough was sat in the row in front of me, and I thought that was quite amazing.… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
The best stuff comes out when you're not making it for anything and you don't really know what you're making. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I loved being a man-woman. It's much more interesting than being one or the other. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Imagine that, a poncho sombrero combo, I'll be off my tits on happiness. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I did work in a bakery for one day. But the boss went off and when he came back I was lying on the… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
I like to warm them up with stand-up, get them into my world and tone, and then bring other characters on. There's so much… — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
Fame is a bit Nietzschean. For everything good, something bad happens to you, so you have to sort of be careful. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
'Moonage Daydream' is my favourite because it's an amazing pop tune with such strange parts to it. — Noel Fielding Copy Share Image
