This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
If you think nobody cares if youre alive, try missing a couple of payments — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Experience is what enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
