If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —” “Don’t talk to your mother like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was working on 'Harry Potter' while I was growing up, and the attention it brought me made me feel quite isolated. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
I was asked to be in the last two 'Harry Potter' films and I couldn't do it because I was busy filming… — Kevin McKidd Copy Share Image
But I can't imagine Harry being a stockbroker at 35. That doesn't really seem the stuff of 'Harry Potter'. — David Heyman Copy Share Image
Her:thinking of him..<3 me:oh so we both were thinking about harry potter <3 — Spanky Pants Copy Share Image
The sets were fantastic. The Harry Potter sets are brilliant. You do get transported for a second. — Ralph Fiennes Copy Share Image
“I just take the train from platform nine and three-quarters," - Harry Potter” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I could never write about strange kingdoms. I could never do Harry Potter or anything like that. Even when I did science-fiction,… — Richard Matheson Copy Share Image
No alcohol, Riley." She nodded at the screen. "How are you liking the twenty-first century?" Riley burped. "The Take That are most… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Not at all up to your usual standard, Hermione. Only one out of three, I’m afraid. I have not been helping Sirius… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution. However, I shall… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I have given you your liberty, Lucius, is that not enough for you? But I have noticed that you and your family… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I love 'Harry Potter.' I love those books. That started because I lived with a woman who had kids who were, like,… — Steve Earle Copy Share Image
I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the… — Richard Griffiths Copy Share Image
I am a really big Harry Potter fan and I've seen all the sets, I've lived Harry Potter and I don't think… — Rupert Grint Copy Share Image
...she wasn't reading Deathly Hallows at all. Her book wasn't orange but rose and water and sand, and featured a kid on… — Melissa Anelli Copy Share Image
They had reached Lockhart's classroom...'You could've fried an egg on your face" said Ron. 'You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?" she heard someone - Levi? - ask "Hey... are you crying?" Cath ran her fingers along the cover, over… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“Avada Kedavra!” “Expelliarmus!” The bang was like a cannon blast, and the golden flames that erupted between them, at the dead center… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love young adult fantasies. While I say that, I have not seen all of the Twilight and Harry Potter movies. But… — Viola Davis Copy Share Image
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live in Leeds, which is about 200 miles north of London, and I get to go and do all the 'Harry… — Matthew Lewis Copy Share Image
“Well, he should have some chocolate, at the very least,' said Madam Pomfrey” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I've got to keep my head out of trouble, because if it goes on, it would be 'Harry Potter boy this, Harry… — Jamie Waylett Copy Share Image
I can't compare these movies (Vampire Academy/Twilight/Harry Potter). Every single one of them has their own mythology. — Danila Kozlovsky Copy Share Image
If you're going to pick a book and you want to base a system of government around it, why not 'Harry Potter?' — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it. — Emma Watson Copy Share Image
“I like the idea of Warrior Flitwick running to save the day by screaming, "Let's do some charm harm, my snitches!” — Dan Bergstein Copy Share Image
“I imagine headaches as dementors attacking on my brain to resurrect haunting weird memories.” — Dinakar Reddy Copy Share Image
“And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?” “Throw it away and punch him on the nose," Ron suggested.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
If you even think about asking Harry Potter for an autograph, your day ends right now. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
Honestly, I get more recognized for 'Three Men and a Little Lady' than 'Harry Potter'. — Fiona Shaw Copy Share Image
“Someone said to me," Make a book title digestible." I’ll start: Curry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sauce.” — Aron Micko H.B Copy Share Image
If someone tried to take the hierarchy thing too seriously - for example, being lovely to producers but moaning to runners about… — Tom Felton Copy Share Image
I have to say that my kids, like every child in America, is completely absorbed with Harry Potter. And so, I have… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
It's hard to visualize James Bond without seeing one of the actors who played him. And it's hard to visualize Harry Potter… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
To be fair, it's not even the first time I've seen a dead version of myself. There was one on Harry Potter,… — Daniel Radcliffe Copy Share Image
“Someday," said the Boy-Who-Lived, "when the distant descendants of Homo sapiens are looking back over the history of the galaxy and wondering… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image