I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday'… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
On your birthday, I just want to remind you that you are the best person I have ever met in my whole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first time I felt true love was the moment I met this kid, On this very day GOD decided to enhance… — C Williams Copy Share Image
“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If there was a book called 101 ways to be a great person, I would dedicate it to you! May all your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When Mrs. Casnoff saw us, she walked over to us. "Sophie," she said, her voice warmer than I'd ever heard it. "Happy… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
You don't even know what you mean to me. Your smile, your giggles just make me so happy! It's super fun when… — Miss Leto Copy Share Image
Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray… — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
Today is MINE...I own it, for it gave me life and the ability to do what I do. I ROCK... Happy Birthday… — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I have no problems with buying tampons. I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a "proper" present. "Happy birthday,… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if we haven't seen each other since years, months or days. What is important is that you have made… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can sing 'Happy Birthday' to you in twelve different places, but one of them is going to make you feel a… — Idina Menzel Copy Share Image
Happy Birthday to all the birthdays out there. Hopefully you all get boobs or something. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always. Happy Birthday Sweetheart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
