“I point at Drew, as I turn to Dawn. "See? My sister finds her soulmate, and not only does she get rewarded with love and happiness, she gets free champagne flutes, and dutch ovens, and fifty-dollar checks. And what do… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Women's lib does not mean imitating men's worst qualities just so we can lower ourselves and be equal to them.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
