Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands and receive it!!! Your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack, your daughter on crack!! — Madea Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Copy Share Image
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
![“Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Balls up her fist] I'll be waiting for you at three o'clock! [Points at him]” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e6e/madea-3628_funny_mable-madea-simmons-now-listen-up-boy-on_166331.jpg)
![“I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!” quote by Madea](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/857/madea-3628_steel_i-keeps-me-a-piece-of-steel-pulls-out-gu_205569.jpg)