“It was shaping up to be one of a handful of days in my life that filled me with the kind of anticipation and excitement that makes your anus tingle ever so slightly.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“People don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character, isolated actions contrary to their true nature.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
The generation gaps are becoming more and more extreme. It used to be a generation gap would be 20-plus years. Now, because technology and… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“It was shaping up to be one of a handful of days in my life that filled me with the kind of anticipation and… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
Relationships between men and women are only about sex. The rest of the sh*t is incidental. — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“One night, Tim stumbled across a documentary called Manufacturing Consent. After viewing it, he found some writing online by its subject, Noam Chomsky, and… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“When she left I realized my roommate, Dave, was awake the whole time and was witness to my entire interaction with Heather. He said… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“Every word she says makes me feel a little more like faking a stroke and pretending to lose all memory of who I was.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“She's been fucking someone else. She's still fucking Duane. She's getting back together with Duane and they're getting married. Duane's in the closet with… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“On the drive home I continue to try and jar the fetus loose with more abrupt driving maneuvers.” — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“People don’t change their minds that easily. They have too much pride. Eventually they have kids who see the world differently, and that’s how… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
There is no love, there is only the lie we tell ourselves that things are more important than they actually are, that our lives… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
people don't change, they just have momentary steps outside of their true character — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
Try to remember the moment when all the stupid innocent things you thought about life and love, all the things you thought mattered, all… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
“So what's your major? Have you figured it out yet?" Yeah, biology. I'm hoping to go to med school. How about you?" Elementary education."… — Chad Kultgen Copy Share Image
